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Entries from January 2006

A sensory day

January 22, 2006 · 1 Comment

I had ‘one of those days’ last week. 

Mark had a seminar on in Sydney, in the city, and we had to pick a pram up (eek!) from Narrabeen (again, eek!) so we decided to make a day of it, and stay at the sister’s house o’night.

We had hoped for an early start but, as usual, it wasn’t to be.  Partly because of my stop-starts: me standing still suddenly, and muttering "I will not vomit" over and over.  But we did get on our way, and I did manage a snooze as well. 

We parked in the first parking block we came to, which was of course hideously $$$, and wandered down Martin Place, pausing to admire the bubbles in the fountain.  Mark was starving, I was starving, and the only place we could find was a little slow on the service, so Mark was running late.  While he was in his seminar, I decided to do some crafty shopping.  I searched everywhere for Kinokuniya, the wonderfully enormous bookshop at which my sister bought me knitting porn for Christmas.  Unfortunately the knitting porn (a hardcover called Alterknits) was missing 15 pages so I had to return.  But, alas, Kinokuniya was not to be found and sister was not answering her phone!

So I went to my next stop, Tapestry Craft, in search of stash-worthy yarns.  I got two balls of beautiful blue kid mohair, so soft and snuggly, and some expensive kiddy yarn, 100% merino I think, in a pale olive green.  The sales assistant asked if she could help.  Nope, I’m just feeling up your wool, I replied.  She said well, the old ladies who come in call what you’re doing SEX.  A Stash-Expanding-Xpedition.  I like it.  So I engaged in SEX and also got a hand drawn map to Kinokuniya – I’d been across the road from it at the entrance to the QVB but hadn’t looked up in the rain.  I trotted off to find it, then had to do an about turn because I realised I’d left the book in question on the countertop at TC.

They were very helpful at Kino – I was expecting some hassle since I had no receipt for proof of purchase, but it had a price sticker on the back so I guess that was enough.  2 minutes saw me with a brand spanking new book in hand, and directions to the craft wall so I could check out bookbinding guides.  I now have two weaknesses: knitting porn and bookbinding porn. :blush:

Then on to Eckerslys!  I spent enough to bump me over my $500, free $50 voucher limit, but didn’t have enough hands to carry $50 more worth of things.  I’ll probably use it on Wednesday when I can browse the Newcastle store at my leisure, with my car parked right out the front.

By the end of Eck’s I was really tired.  Because I’ve been nauseous a lot and tired and lethargic for the last couple of months, and essentially inactive, my fitness levels are low to non-existent, so I was in a tired enough state that I was doing dolly steps down the street and my mind was really drifting.  Between that and balancing the really heavy bags of goodies, I’m surprised I didn’t degenerate into hallucinations.

I knew a headache was coming on, but suddenly the whole world changed.

Through the drizzle, and the lunch time crowds of pen pushers and key tappers on York St, the rich notes of a busking saxophonist floated up from the next block.  Actually they didn’t float up; bouncing off the office blocks, they seemed to come from above and beside and below and behind, all at once.  I stopped in the middle of the flow of human bodies to listen; I couldn’t;t see the busker from where I was.  I was briefly tempted to go look, but I decided that would ruin the experience.  Suddenly I wasn’t tired, I was just slow.  Slowly wandering across roads, down the footpath, to Martin Place.  Three kids, maybe about 12 years old, were playing in the abovementioned bubbles in the fountain.  More like foam than bubbles, huge chunks were getting caught in the breeze and were drifting across George Street and landing in the flowers.  The dull grey of rain-slick tiles was broken by two flower stalls, selling ginger flowers and waratahs and fluffy pink eucalyptus flowers and bright red gerberas.

People wandering past reacted in different ways: the first being office workers returning for lunch who studiously ignored the frivolity at the fountain.  One woman in stilettos trod in a clump and desperately shook her leg to get rid of it.  Some frowned at the children; how dare they take delight in the anarchy of a detergent-spiked fountain.  Several mothers and children walked past.  One girl, about four, was dragging her mother along and pointing up, "Look, look, can’t you see it? There!" at a small cloud of foam in the air.  Across the street, another stopped to plunge her hands into a particularly large drift.  Her well-presented mother called crossly for her to stop.  Everyone was involved in some way, and I took delight in the whole scene.

The tiles were wet from the rain, but wherever foam landed the water was dispersed, so each foam island had a dry beach around it.  One puddle sported a turtleback of foam, scudding across in front of the light breeze, in the peculiar motion of a slaterbug with millions of tiny legs you can’t see, giving the impression of a hovercraft.

Then an about turn for me and back up to the cafe – I’d gotten so lost in my people watching that I turned the wrong way down George St.  I sat with another latte and friand to read my bookbinding porn and wait for Mark.

The rest of the day involved nausea-halting organic cucumbers and a trip to Narrabeen; the day after, a trip to Reverse Garbage to buy leather/suede offcuts and to Aerialise to watch my niece at her circus training week.  When the baby’s born and old enough to be minded, I plan to run away to join the circus school.  Well, maybe for a week.

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Also…

January 17, 2006 · Leave a Comment

…now that I’ve been disappointed by the pissweak rainshower which just knocked on the roof and then ran away before I had a chance to open up, I have added a daily trivia game (top right hand link) with various silly questions, set up so I can win every day.

Idea blatantly stolen from GlitterTwinkie.

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Sweet smells

January 17, 2006 · Leave a Comment

I can smell the rain front coming before it hits.

Oh, now I can hear it, just.  Hopefully it will get Very Heavy.

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Ho Hum

January 14, 2006 · Leave a Comment

Random weird experience of the day: we took a copy of the latest Kanye West album in the car, which Mark just downloaded yesterday, and found during the second track (Heard ‘em Say) that the CD was dodgy and skipping, so I flipped to the radio.  Lo and behold, JJJ was playing the same track, running just a second or two behind our CD.  Random.

We picked up my doggy from the vet – he’d had mouth trouble all week, and we suspected it was splinters of a piece of driftwood.  Turns out it was six very rotten teeth – so rotten that the vet had no trouble easing them out, in fact one of them fell out of its own accord.  Archie chilled out at my place till my parents could come get him (he lives at their house, since we don’t have a fence and there are too many ticks out here).  We shared carrot cake and tea and then they left with a trailer full of trunks of things and stuff.

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Ginger Meggs

January 10, 2006 · Leave a Comment

Even if my hair wasn’t already red – albeit red-from-a-bottle – hypnotic red, I think it’s called.  Perhaps not.  No, that’s right, I changed because my sister started using the same colour.  So now I use Ritzy Red, but I haven’t dyed it for a while, so it’s really Ritzy Red and Mousy Brown.

Where was I?  Ah, yes, that’s right.  Even if I wasn’t already a [fake] bloodnut (I love that particular term) I suspect that the sheer volume of ginger tablets I have consumed in the last 48 hours would bring our the carrot-top in me.  2 tablets at waking, one every two hours, two at 3:30am when I trip my way up the stairs on my inevitable visit to the bathroom (necessitated by the newly-squished bladder), rinse and repeat.  This pregnancy caper is rather more difficult than I expected.  Oh, I had heard all about morning sickness and what have you, but I didn’t realise that morning sickness isn’t as nice and easy as vomiting when you wake up and then going about your business.

No, it’s day-in, day-out, coming when one least expects it, in waves and gags and all sorts of unpleasantness.  The ginger tablets help immensely but have I mentioned I hate ginger?  No?  Oh, well, I hate ginger.  Except ginger snap biscuits.  Those I was quite partial to, once upon a time, but haven’t had them for a while.  At any rate the waves of gagging come on often without notice, but there are certain triggers.  The bird cage, for one -  I caught a whiff of the dirty newspaper linings in it last week and lost the SAO biscuits I’d managed to keep down.  I’ve thrown up lots of things in my time, lots of exciting things, but never anything as unpleasant as those two SAO biscuits.  Other triggers are raw meat, specifically minced meat and sausages – just thinking of these things makes my lips purse and my tongue curl in an effort to quell the sickness. 

And last week I nearly lost everything in Woolworths, in the meat section – I suddenly realised just how much food surrounded me and I was overcome.  I dosed up on ginger (did I mention my dislike?) before we went shopping today but there were several aisles in which I had to resort to sign language because sometimes the movement of my tongue during speech brings it on.  Nothing so funny as trying to communicate to one’s husband in pseudo-sign – "Mark, we only have two packets of udon at home, do you want anymore?" came out as "Point, 2, shape like a roof".  Land-based sign language we are not hot on.  Underwater sign language?  It’s like pleasant dinner party conversation.  But once you take away the scuba gear and face masks we’re like a couple of fish out of water.  Oh dear.

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Of stuff and nonsense

January 8, 2006 · Leave a Comment

What a blissful week!  Sitting around, watching the cricket all day, and knitting.  I started a counterpane for a lace quilt, with cotton yarn, but had to frog it close to the end because either I had made a mistake or the pattern is a little wrong.  I couldn’t work it out because I don’t have the mathematics of knitting clear in my head yet.  So I have to start from the beginning again, which is a nightmare, because it’s knit in the round from only eight stitches to start.  And eight stitches on four dpns is a fucking nightmare.  iT took me ten goes to join the round and get knitting the last time; I tried to start again yesterday and got frustrated after 5 tries.  I’ll have another go this afternoon.

I also invested in some sock yarn – Patons Patonyle, in a pink/orange/green mix that I watched a friend knit into a very funky pair of hospital socks a couple of weeks ago.  Also some self-striping stuff for baby’s hats and things.  Going through trunks of old things of hers, my mum found an ancient Patons learn to knit book from which she learned to knit as a youngster.  It is full of funky retro patterns, and the baby gear in particular will make for some fun challenges in the coming months – particularly the full stockings.  I’m so glad to be having a winter baby, albeit a not-so-freezing winter.

Today’s task is the dreaded back room.  We bought our house from my parents; for many, many years they’ve been storing a lot of their non-necessities in the ‘back room’.  It was built as a master bedroom but the finishing ouches were never added – architraves, cornices, some skirting boards, and it needs painting and floorcovering.  In a fit of nesting I decided that it should be our new bedroom so we can fit all of our stuff and a baby as well.  It began well; my parents came and cleared most of their stuff away and we threw a lot of junk out.  After they left, though, it stalled a bit.  A lot.  Mark has been busy on other house projects (flooring, and resurfacing the deck) and so today he’s going to join me in moving furniture and doing final clearing work, we’ll take a couple of loads to the tip, and sort stuff into a pile for a garage sale at my sister’s place next weekend.  After giving the room a thorough clean I think our next step will be some plastering and then a coat of paint.  We just have to choose a colour – and I’m notorious for choosing a colour and then changing my mind as soon as the paint’s dry.

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Um. Hi.

January 3, 2006 · Leave a Comment

Sooooo…it’s been a while.

Pudding the magpie has left us; while we were in New Zealnd he became fast friends with his babysitter’s other maggie and so we sadly decided to leave him there.  And promptly rescued another wee premature fledgling.  We thought it was a kite of some sort, a bird of prey – I ended up having to post its picture on a birding forum to have it IDed – and it turns out she’s a cuckoo, a common koel to be exact.

Koels – particularly the males, who are a beautiful glossy black with bright red eyes – are among the most hated birds in suburbia, due mostly to the male call, a repetitive ‘cooee’ which sounds much like the word koel, hence their name.  The females apparently make a wook-wook-wook sound; I’ve never heard one but I guess I will soon.  I actually love the sound koels make, and I always enjoy them when they visit my yard.  Hopefully when I start soft releasing this one, we’ll have more hanging around.

It’s amazing how different she is to the male – she’s an orangey buff colour with black scalloping all over, and a plain buff head, which I believe will turn black eventually.  Her tail is growing so quickly – when we got her, a week ago, her tail barely protruded from her closed wings.  A mere seven days later and it’s at least two inches longer.  The tail grows quite long, too.  I’m very excited to watch her grow, but I wish her chirping wasn’t so shrill.  Being a cuckoo, it’s what’s known as a ‘brood parasite’; the adults lay the egg/s in another species’ nest, and then leave the other birds to bring them up.  The koel chick usually boots the other chicks from the nest, and the demand to be fed is absolutely incessant.  I was feeding her the other day, and she was screaming for more – I could see the last piece of grape still in her throat – she hadn’t even swallowed it yet.  To be close to her when she’s at full voice is really painful.

We’ve had her outside a few times but she has to be chaperoned – a group of juvenile blue-faced honeyeaters wants to practice their parenting skills on her (quite common in honeyeaters – they babysit randoms chicks to get a grip on the whole parenting caper before they are mature).  They’re a nuisance – more worrying is the kookaburra who is taking an avi interest in her comings and goings – he actually sat on a branch for about 90 minutes today, which is a very long time for a kooka to be sitting still; he was checking out the chick.  When I had Pudding out one day he was pinned to the ground by a much-larger kookaburra so I’m very wary of them.  Interestingly, the kooka who hung out today was doing a weird thing with his wings – as he perched, he had his wings extended down to the sides, leaning on the branch for extra support.

In further news, I am having  baby myself.  Eeeek.  Hopefully not a baby bird, but a baby baby.

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